In the American jungle; remain calm and share your bananas ~ Lamott
At bedtime I walked in to find Pierson with FOUR stuffed animals, two pacifiers and his blanket. You can’t see in this picture but there are also about a dozen books on the floor. Pierson likes to flip through the pages before falling asleep. Daddy does the exact same thing, that is reading before bed. Daddy only has one stuffed animal he sleeps with. Awe I luvs ma boys xoxo
Thus said the Canadians (and toys R us and walmart)
FINALLY research and warnings are being heeded. Canada has banned it and retailers are phasing it out of their inventory.
What is IT? Bisphenol A (BPA) is a toxic chemical found in some plastics that’s linked to cancer and reproductive problems. Polycarbonate (#7 or PC) bottles made by Nalgene and MANY other companies have been on trial for years now. The verdict is in: guilty, Guilty, GUILTY!! Research has pushed BPA into public view and led to congressional investigations. It’s about freakin time our gov started doing something about our health rather than chat us up with false hopes for universal health care. But I’ll save that conversation for another post.
FYI: Been partaking of the evil plastic, don’t freak out the chemical passes through the body pretty quickly.
Go HERE for more info
I can’t believe my husband withheld such a vital piece of Santa Barbara culture. Had I known there was an underground network of devotees of this stature I would have given Santa Barbara it’s due of RASPECT! I apologize Santa Barbara, please forgive me, I had NO idea.
Some of you know that we are using a chunk of our stimulus check toward ”swim” lessons. Actually we enrolled Pierson into Infant Swimming Resource (ISR) aquatic survival lessons. I’ve been calling them “swim” lessons but when you look at the footage featured on this mornings Today Show it looks nothing like the back stroke. You see kids floating, rolling over in the water, dog paddling underwater with wide eyes and yes some are crying. They cry for all the normal reasons, new people, new environments, lack of control, etc. In time students gain confidence in their abilities and the crying is replaced with “yook mama! I sim, I sim!”. Pierson is in his first week and loving (?) it. He whines, then gets pissed, then laughs, then gets pissed again. All in all it’s totally worth it! He is learning to save his own life if God forbid he falls into a pool. I’m in the process of editing video of his first lesson. More to come…
Just had another book purge in our household. Which means I package and send out everything. It’s all pretty boring BUT occasionally I get one that makes me giggle. Would the boss man really appreciate this in the break room? Some one has balls having this mailed to his place of employment OR maybe this was purchased by the boss man. Is he looking to throw in the towel?
We will never know, hmmmmmm
I know all of you have completed your pet peeve lists, I’ve been complying mine for a while. They are NOT in order of “most vile” just random words filled with utter frustration!
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT responsible for any hurt feelings, these are my (meaning I own them) pet peeves therefore I am ultimately responsible for dealing with them (i.e. communicating them to you). This is NOT my way of delivering them to you; if something really annoyed me (for those that don’t know me) I would have called you out already. However, if you still find something in this list you feel incriminates you, it is just the memory I am telling here, NOT the opening of old wounds! ENJOY!!
My pet peeves:
1. People who park in drive ways knowing they’ll be the first to leave, making everyone who parks be hide them move their cars to let them out!
2. People who call and say they will be late BUT are already 10-20 minutes LATE. Ummm you kinda knew you were gonna BE LATE when our appointment time had come AND GONE.
3. People who regularly apologize for not getting back to you. The reality is, they didn’t want to do whatever you requested so they electively “spaced” so they didn’t have to say “NO”
4. Oh right, people who can’t say “no” (see above)
5. People who come LATE to potlucks. You are bringing food; therefore people will probably be eating it. So lets eat all the food at the same time. YES, be on time if you are bringing dessert. If I know the only dessert is fruitcake, I wouldn’t bother saving room.
6. People who think my husband I share the same traits. I AM NOT GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION!! Yes I understand the whole “we are one” thing but we are still different people. Here are a few examples; my husband can be a recluse however I am for the most part out going. My husband may not mind being late (see 2 and 5) but I like being on time if not a little early. I like sweets he does not. I like wearing black he prefers colors, I love my husband so I wear colors. Xoxo
7. Drivers who speed up or slow down when you’ve turned on your blinker to merge, change lanes or GET AROUND THEM!! YOU SAW MY BLINKER B*TCH! (it’s an old rap song)
8. People who use parenthesis to much, GUITY!! (hand raised)
9. E-mails with one or BOTH of the following: “fwd, Fwd FWD” or three HUNDRED pages of To and From’s. GREAT now I know your boss is an ass and my aunt, pastor and pharmacist are bigots!
10. HOAX E-MAILS, nuf said! EVEN WORSE; ones with #9
11. Mothers who respond, “I’d rather not.” when my son reaches to play with one of their child’s toys. You’re in a room full of babies; it’s called a play date!! If you’re a germaphobe stay home! I would have preferred being told, “my child has a cold” rather than feel you think my kid’s not good/clean/white enough to play with your child. This pet peeve was the fuel I needed to post! Thanks (middle finger extended)
OK I think that’s good for now, I’m VERY sure there are more but I don’t want to look like a totally hateful b*tch. I’ll settle for just bitchy. xoxo
If you haven’t heard this story then pull up a square and take listen (read whatever)…
On Monday evening in between returning from the zoo and dropping off our Mazda at the mechanics (getting it ready to sell) I toiled at finishing an amazing yoga sequence for my FIRST yoga class Tuesday morning. Come Tuesday morning I was ready to go a whole 35 mins before go time. So I wandered about the house, washed some dishes and played with Pierson (now 8 months old). Finally it was time to head down to the park for a nice relaxing yoga session, right! WRONG!! I couldn’t find my keys to the Toyota (new car), ALL my yoga stuff was packed in there, along with Pierson’s stroller, toys, etc…CRAP, panic creeps near, I called Jason (husband) asked if he’d seen my keys. We retraced my steps NOTHING! Mind you I’ve NEVER lost my keys before!! Lost my keys!! So I called Sara, she was coming to the class so I’d hoped she could give me a ride, VOICEMAIL!! Dang! Pacing, pacing, Sara called back, she’s on her way. PHEW!! Yoga was great aside from the time I took to center and calm myself. Wow what a crazy morning, at least I remembered to grab my cell phone charger as we ran down to meet Sara…
OH WAIT I’M NOT DONE!! I’d planned to get together with some moms on the Lippert Farm for lunch, so being resourceful I had Sara drop me off at the mechanics to pick up the Mazda. YEAH I have a car for the day. I raced home showered, dashed to Von’s grabbed a few salads and cruised over to the Lippert Farm for a nice relaxing lunch. I had a great time aside from my cell phone dieing in the middle of an important phone call with my husband, phone charger was broken so I borrowed Tracy’s cell. GEEZ this day couldn’t get any worse, these were my last words to my husband from Tracy’s cell phone.
So I’m getting ready to leave Tracy’s some of the kids were helping Pierson and I into the car, I noticed the car keys in the basket of our spare stroller as I lifted it into the trunk. I left the trunk open as I went to help on of the girls with Pierson’s car seat. As I finished and closed his door someone closed the trunk. I FELT MY BLOOD LEAVE MY BODY AS I REALIZED MY BABY WAS LOCKED IN A HOT CAR!!
I had Tracy call AAA; her farm is in the middle of NO WHERE! After 10mins in the car smiling at the girls through the window Pierson was beginning to cry. AAA was having issues finding the farm, I had Tracy call the fire dept. hoping they could get there sooner. The Fire Dept couldn’t even find her street on their grid, CRAZY!! I asked Tracy’s son to find me a hammer to break my car window. He was back in a flash, it had been 20 mins, and Pierson was crying and covered with sweat. I hit the back window hoping the tint would keep the glass from flying, the window didn’t budge. I freaked I couldn’t even break a window…I tried again this time on the front driver side window…CRASH! THE GLASS WENT EVERYWHERE! I dove into the car; Pierson was purplish red and whining. Everyone ran into the house, wet towels, water and bits of apple for the little guy. The paramedics showed up it was quite a scene. Pierson was red faced for an hour but fine, I was exhausted and a wreck!!
Breaking the window cost me $165, worth every penny!!
Attached is an email conversation regarding my Craig’s List listing. I listed some baby formula rebate checks hoping someone would want to trade them for a different brand. I found it funny and strange; more strange today than any other day because I received a non-related scam check for $3500.00 in the mail. It’s interesting the amount of scamming there is today. Are people beginning to have less of a moral compass or are they getting more desperate. OR better still maybe ALL of us are getting a bit naive and greedy. Now back to the emails. On top of EACH email sent or received through Craig’s List is a scam warning from Craig’s List. I will let you read it at the end of the conservation. I do this because apparently the person inquiring about my listing failed to read it THREE times…ENJOY and be careful out there!
Here is my listing:
TRADE similac CHECKS for Enfamil CHECKS
NOW here’s the first of Ms. Astorino’s emails (is that pronounced ASS to Rino ?? ok now I’m just being mean)
> On 4/24/07, MAR… ASTORINO
> <m…916@yahoo.com > wrote:
I read your posting. I have traded with people all over the US, I have Never and Never been scammed. I mail them out that day and they do the same, and I have never had any problems.
— < linuxgrl> wrote:
> I’m sorry, did I miss something? Do you want to make a trade or are you telling me how to trade?
On 4/24/07, MAR… ASTORINO <m…916@yahoo.com> wrote:
You said you wouldn’t mail, I am in CT
— < linuxgrl> wrote:
> so you do have something to trade?
end of emails…maybe she FINALLY read the WARNING from Craig’s List at the top of all her emails. This is what every Craig’s List email starts with, I have not altered it in any way. Pay close attention to the BOLD statement in the FIRST line, duh!!
**CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
**Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
**Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
**More Info: http://www.craigslist.org
Oh and about that $3500 check I’ll be mailing it to the FBI in the morning. No joke!
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